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Sorry for the long delay, don’t hold it against me. We are in the process of getting back up and running after an extended alien encounter. The election is in full swing with August mudslinging, the Chinese just threw a huge opening Olympics ceremony. What more could we possibly want?

Check out this rant from Sally Kern, member of the Oklahoma House of Representatives, where she shares her views on homosexuality. I sent her an email suggesting it may be time to come out of the closet.  You can too: sallykern@okhouse.gov

Why doesn’t Texas slide into the Gulf of Mexico?
Because Oklahoma Sucks!

It seems that Oklahoma is packed with a bunch of people that are mentally handicapped, even their elected officials seem unable to act rationally.  The House of Representatives in that state has recently passed a bill saying that religion comes before education, here is a great article. At the root of this is the science [...]

This dude totally kicks ass.  He is 101 years old and just ran a half marathon.  The kicker is that he stopped and took a break for a beer and a cigarette.  Good work Buster, gotta give you props.
Here is another story I found a while back about a 61 year old farmer who [...]

Since my beer and coffee diet does not seem to be working, I figured I would see if adding a bit of exercise would help.
Best Workout Ever – Watch more free videos

World Record Shortest Takeoff And Landing – Watch more free videos
Very Impressive.

Our boy Trent Reznor and nin released an album straight to the web last night.  I just got done listening to the free tracks and they are damn good.  Head over the site and check it out before they sell out of digital copies…ha!
It seems like these web-releases are becoming quite popular.  I hope more [...]

So Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are officially getting their marriage annulled.  Everyone is acting like this whole marriage was a sham and some big publicity stunt… if this is the case you gotta give Rick props.   Get married, spend a couple sex-filled months living out every man’s dream, dump the crazy broad and get [...]

The world’s largest music collection is up for sale on eBay… with no reserve!!  From the description:

From Thomas Edison to American Idol, this is the complete history of the music that shaped and defined five generations. 3 million records and 300,000 CDs containing more than 6 million song titles. It’s the undisputed largest collection of [...]

I would buy one of these, but there is no place to let a fatty ride on back. 

Cold as hell in BTown folks…

Boyd Coddington, legendary hot-rod builder has died at the age of 63.  He was the focus of the American Hot Rod reality TV show and helped the world discover a unique West Coast style.

We hope you find all heaven full of candy paint, chrome,and big engines.

I don’t want to prematurely ejaculate on myself, but this movie is going to be sweet!  It better have all the original characters and hopefully it is a smash hit that makes the TV execs punch themselves in the nuts for pulling it off the air.  You can find more info from the IMDB here. [...]